I got this in an email.
Just wanted to let you know – today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival
Pack from the White House.
It contained a parachute, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a
‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign, a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster, a ‘Tax the Rich’
banner, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps,
a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and if
that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke
up my tush.
Everything was Made in China and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
